Noise to Signal: The Twitter funnies

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Noise to Signal: The Twitter funnies

Noise to Signal: The Twitter funnies

140 characters, unlimited comic possibilities.

Come together A group of people drinking and chatting, labelled 'Tweetup'; a pair of people exchanging business cards, labelled 'LinkedIn-up' read full article	Til death (or 140 characters) do you part (minister at a wedding ceremony, while the bride and groom type on their mobile devices) We will now pause while the bride and groom share their vows with their tweeps. read full article	Why can't I qwit you? (Late at night, a man on the doorstep of a woman's house. The woman has just been awakened.) Hi! We've never met, but I noticed a few hours ago that you stopped following me on Twitter. Mind if I ask you why? read full article
For legal aid, press 1. For tech support, press 2. (lawyer to accused) To quote further from people's exhibit A, your Twitter feed: '@holdupguy I'm in the getaway vehicle with the money and hostages. Where R U?' read full article	"Take me now, you magnificent beast" is well under the limit (man to his date at a restaurant) I'm so glad you agreed to meet in person. There are some things that just can't be said in 140 characters. read full article	Short and sweet (one person at a laptop, explaining to another person '...And you send your friends a status update exactly one character long.') Caption: Microblogging jumps the shark read full article
Vigil (participant in a candlelit vigil in front of a computer, to an onlooker) Twitter's down. read full article	Fee, fie, fo, fitter... (person walking down the street, reading text off a mobile phone, oblivious to the giant hand about to close around him) Text: Henrietta44 is now following you on Twitter. Blue Mike is now following you on Twitter. read full article