Noise to Signal: The Twitter funnies

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Noise to Signal: The Twitter funnies

Noise to Signal: The Twitter funnies

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What's that... you'll throw in magic beans, too? HELL, yes! (man to a shady character) You'll get me 15,000 new followers?! SURE you can have my car, house and office keys! (Caption: And that's why we have Twitter worms) read full article	If kids had APIs, this would be SO much easier (parent, with mobile device, to child who is watching) And that's called a "tweet". Once you learn to do that, Daddy can re-engage with your development. read full article	Not with a bang, but a Twitter (one survivor to another against a backdrop of post-apocalyptic destruction) I don't know how much longer we can withstand this Twitter outage. read full article
Kindly pee into this cup and hand over your login and password (boss to employee) Your work here has been flawless. But unless you start following people back on Twitter, your days at this company are numbered. read full article	I'm in ur ballot box, rigging ur results (Iranian government official) See, Twitter's a problem, but it's manageable. Where we're totally having our our asses handed to us is with the LOLcats. read full article	H1N1? You infected my battleship! (one scientist to another) Technically, it's swine flu. But we're calling it H1N1 because the hashtag's shorter. read full article
No peeing on the floor, and no outranking me on Technorati (woman to a dog in her lap) Fine, you can have an account. But if you wind up with more followers than I have, I'm deleting your furry ass. read full article	@awsamuel Could you pass the salt? Couple on a sofa. One, looking at a computer, says to the other, 'I can't talk right now. I'm catching up on your tweets.' read full article	He probably live-tweeted the conception, too (man reading mobile phone while a woman gives birth) Check it out, honey! Twitter 'replies' now include 'mentions'! read full article